Hello friends!
I am delighted to share with you the world premier performance by a good friend of mine. Please give it up for Very Bad Hippy singing “Rudolph’s Covid Christmas”, a topical version of a festive, family favourite.
Just as with alternative facts, there are alternative lyrics to well known classics. If you would like to sing along, then, here are these alternative lyrics:
Rudolph’s Covid Christmas
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very runny nose
Santa was rather worried
The snot was getting on his clothes
All of the other reindeer
Were silly and were very vain
Refusing to put their masks on
They thought the Covid rules were lame
Then one snowy afternoon
Santa came to say
You’d better get your Covid test
That would put our minds at rest
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had to go and isolate
A positive test confirmed that
He was a poorly ungulate
All of the other reindeer
Didn’t follow Covid rules
Nor did they socially distance
And ended up in ICU
Rudolph was well by Christmas Eve
But Santa stayed at home
As a senior, he was vulnerable
And called Rudolph by Zoom (hey Santa, you’re on mute)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Told Santa “Child, it’s fine,
The elves and I will pull your sled
We’ll deliver presents right on time!”
Lyrics by Very Bad Hippy
Music, (variations on a theme by Johnny Marks)
On a serious note, this song was produced with the sole purpose of bringing a smile to your face during these stressful Covid19 times and no offence was intended.
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Peace, love and understanding yeah!
Sarah xxx
Wayfaring Sarah 
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